Bridal Mess

Doesn’t she look beautiful?

Super Baby

Super Baby Flying The F Away From Fauxtog!

Green Eyed Boy

Oh look, this saturation tool really brings out your “natural” eye color!

That Looks Infected Bridal Photography

Someone get this poor girl some ointment!

Face Squish

It’s actually really sweet because she fell asleep during the photo shoot and he just held her head up so she could still be in all of the…

Floating Head

We understand the sentiment, but c’mon! This is just horrible.

Sunset Photoshop

Since they’re obviously not looking at a real sunset, what do you think they’re gazing at?

Pumping Iron

Well, this showcases neither the fauxtog’s skill, nor the subjects strength…

Man Rose

This photo obviously raises a lot of questions, but what we’re wondering most of all is, what is that purple thing across his head?